Dr Raw was born in Trustdrove in the English Pennines. After a turbulent upbringing he managed to secure a place at Oxford University where he studied Singular Phlegm Regression. After graduation The doctor worked on his revolutionary Utiloking theory, but  was ridiculed for his outlandish theories, and eventually he was outcast from the secretive Kirkveiw Research Center of Cryogenics where he worked as a part time supervisor of Aardvark oviparous hatchlings. Dr Raw fled to the Himalayan mountains and set up his Lab in Surkhet Nepal, as the guest of Prakash A Raj who worked as a journalist and advisor to the Nepalese government. Raj had connections with the Israeli secret service (Mossad) who were setting up an international Scud missile test base in Tatopani, funded by President Butto of Pakistan.

It was common knowledge that the Buddhists had developed a Trion Laser beam gun at their top secret underground military facility over the border in Tibet. The Trion Laser Gun was able to code items as small a 1 micron. Dr Raw was convinced that the Trion Laser Gun would turn his Utiloking process from a theory to reality.

With the help of Raj and his contacts, the doctor, posing as a Buddhist paratrooper, managed to infiltrate the  base and smuggle out two of the Trion Laser guns .

Using the Trion Laser Guns, the Doctor finally managed to prove his theory by transplanting the head of a dying goat onto the rear of  Raj's pet goat Lopez. The transplant was a great success. Unfortunately a stray Scud missile from the Israeli test base destroyed Dr Raw's lab and the good Doctor was killed. With all his work destroyed, the only remnant of the Doctors work is the two headed Goat which managed to escape the blast and ran off into the mountains.

Prakash A Raj wrote an article for Nepalese scientific journal which outlined Dr Raw's work and his amazing success with the goat Lopez. Raj's article  was never puplished, and soon after Raj was assassinated  by Buddhist Commandos in retaliation for stealing the Trion Laser Guns.

Lopez, the two headed goat is occasionally still spotted by treckers in the Himalayan mountains. The photograph above was kindly donated by Alexander Norman who came upon the goat on a recent visit to Kashmir in Northern India.
 
 

Dr Sebastian Raw 1940 - 1989

Prakash A Raj 1945 - 1989

Goat Sightings:

2/7/89 -- Srinagar Kashmir (India) -- David Forks

23/9/89 -- Jodhpur Rajasthan (India) -- Masud Hinardo

12/10/89 -- Matale (Sri Lanka) -- Cozie Jarid

22/11/89 -- Cardenas (Cuba) -- Joe Dozen

30/11/89 -- Rio Branco (Brazil) -- Kevin Marid

6/12/89 -- Ingolstadt (Germany) -- Stephan Holst

10/12/89 -- Sydney Harbour Bridge (Australia) Ben Febbit

23/2/99 -- Woonsocket (USA) Carol Uterhouse

28/2/99 -- Thessaloniki (Greece) Peter Polyzoidas

3/3/99 -- Annenkov Island (South Georgia and the south Sandwich Islands) 36 longitude 54 latitude Greg Dove

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